I made a summoning circle for it.
I can’t remember. Did I? Perhaps I did. It was a long time ago.
Seven years ago, to be precise.
World of Warcraft was still everywhere in those days because there were 12 million subscribers. It was a pop culture phenomenon. So it a pretty common thing for comedy articles taking the piss out of it to exist. Such as this one on Cracked.
…with a blood elf who looks suspiciously like the one in the picture…
…wait a minute…
Forever immortalized on the internet at level ten. Poor guy.
Hey, he’s still got that cat!
…that happened after the Siege of Dalaran. Grand Magister Rommath got himself a popsicle, turned to Jaina and Vereesa and said…
Sorry for the lack of actual content posts the last couple of days. I haven’t really had anything in particular to talk about. Got something for me to talk about? Lemme know!
I mean, seriously.
Okay, seriously, I have never, in the eight years it’s been since Burning Crusade, been able to navigate this thing. Ever. It used to be I’d have to hearthstone to get out. Recently I ran in as a Horde character with for the Midsummer achivement and guess what, I had to hearth out. After spending like ten minutes trying to find the stupid bonfire to begin with.
The Exodar and me just don’t get along. We just don’t. It’s probably because it knows that I’m actually a blood elf in real life and is doing this just to spite me.
Is it just me? Please tell me it’s not just me.
Okay. Do you guys see this thing? This thing right here?
I got it for the Fourth of July or whatever the Warcraft Universe equivalent is (Fireworks Spectacular or some such.) Anyways it’s pretty neat because it gives you slowfall and the cooldown is only five seconds so you can give yourself slowfall basically as much as you want.
You will notice that it says “Duration: 1 day”. That’s because one day after the fireworks show was over, the mug became empty and I couldn’t use it anymore. So I tossed it.
The next day I logged in and it was, mysteriously, back in my bags. And full again.
That’s right about when I decided that Blizzard’s bug is my gain because now I have instant slowfall whenever I want it!
It’s a keychain of everybody’s favorite racial leader, Lor’themar Theron! (And if he’s not your favorite, he should be.)
You can get your own, or pick a different character, at this Etsy store right here.
Now one of the best characters in game can go with me everywhere!
What kind of dorky WoW stuff do YOU have, if anything?
Althalor likes to collect little pets – probably because he likes animals (he’s a Beast Master, after all) and also because he’s a sensitive sucker for things that were orphaned like he was. Then he shows them off to his best friend Cadyna. Like so. (And then she promptly pretends that she has no idea who he is.)
Cookies to all of you who get the reference in the quote!
This has been a Cop-Out Post brought to you by the fact that I’m going on vacation tomorrow so I’ve been running around getting ready for that. I will be sans-WoW for a week but I plan on still writing lots of posts when I can. See you guys on the other side!
I remember back in the day when the Darkmoon Faire involved going to Goldshire and… … …???… ??????/….. … …I don’t know. Chasing that one kid around I guess? I never really did figure out how the old Darkmoon Faire worked. Heck, after a couple of glances I stopped paying attention to it entirely.
But at some point a few years back Blizzard redid the Darkmoon Faire and it’s absolutely amazing. It actually feels like a fair! And there’s actually fun stuff to do! I go every day and do all my dailies there just because it’s so much fun. (except the new Ring Toss because it’s BS).
I’m not the only one, am I? Who else out there LOVES the Darkmoon Faire?
P.S. The proper way to do the Darkmoon Faire is to do it whilst listening to this song: