It’s a bit nippy at the garrison in Frostfire Ridge. How’s a young blood elf supposed to keep his ears warm? Althalor has hit upon the answer, and the answer, my friends, is socks.
Seriously though, has anyone ever thought about the logistical problems caused by elf ears? Stuffing them in a helmet has got to be awfully uncomfortable, but otherwise they are at the mercy of both the elements and the enemy.
Clearly socks are the answer. Ratchets, my up’n’coming goblin hunter, is already planning to bring a whole crate of them to Silvermoon and market them as Thalassian Ear-Warmers. Stay tuned.
Althalor only wishes that he could be this smugface in real life. In reality he’d rather not deal with most people. All he really wanted was to stay home and hide with lynx cubs and dragonhawk hatchlings. Unfortunately extenuating circumstances made that prospect rather unlikely. Thanks Arthas.
Actually probably what happened is that he was giving his squirrel Nuts an “I told you so” look during a pet battle, at which point Nuts turned around and lobbed an acorn at his head. (This has actually happened in game.)
Anyways, yes. A smugface. Heh.