Seriously though, has anyone ever thought about the logistical problems caused by elf ears? Stuffing them in a helmet has got to be awfully uncomfortable, but otherwise they are at the mercy of both the elements and the enemy.
Clearly socks are the answer. Ratchets, my up’n’coming goblin hunter, is already planning to bring a whole crate of them to Silvermoon and market them as Thalassian Ear-Warmers. Stay tuned.