1. I don’t know.
2. I’ve lost control of my life.
3. I have nothing better to do.
4. It’s a nice game for alt-tabbing to work on my freelance stuff. Like you can idle in some city or get on a flight point while writing.
5. So I can experience the WoD content with my fiance. (Did I mention that I’m engaged? I forget.)
6. Because the “My Blood Elf Boy Is Getting An Updated Hi-Res Booty” patch is next week.
9. Because it’s actually a pretty relaxing game to play.
10. So I can write inane blog posts and irritate and/or alienate all of my former readers. Hi guys!
It’s 2015 and Blizzard has graciously provided hunters with a whole whopping three aspects to use. They are as follows:
- Aspect of the Running From the Auction House to the Mailbox
- Aspect of the Oh Fug I’m Scared To Use This One In Case I Forget To Turn It Off And The Group Hates Me
- Aspect of the Look, I Can Summon An Adorable Tiny Fox
Each aspect has interesting and helpful abilities to make your life in World of Warcraft easier. Here’s a closer look at them:
Aspect of the Running From the Auction House to the Mailbox: This is a fantastic aspect that accomplishes exactly what it says. It’s also useful when you’re in your mine in your Garrison… oh wait, that coffee buff exists. Well, it’s helpful in other parts of your Garrison when… oh wait, the Shamanstone buff exists. Well you know what, it’s helpful sometimes damnit! 8/10
Aspect of the Oh Fug I’m Scared To Use This One In Case I Forget To Turn It Off And The Group Hates Me: Seriously, I’m terrified to use it. 1/10
Aspect of the Look, I Can Summon An Adorable Tiny Fox: A point gets docked from this aspect’s score because you have to use a glyph to achieve full functionality, however, once that’s done you’re all set with one of the cutest aspects this side of Azeroth. It’s a great party trick, just like
Eyes of the Beast Fireworks. 9/10
Next up on Aspect of the Hare, the Blog With the Nearly Obsolete Name: A look at aspects from days gone by, including classics and fan favorites like:
- Aspect of the [REDACTED]
- Aspect of the [DATA EXPUNGED]
- Aspect of the Wait, What Expac Was This Removed In?
- Aspect of the Actually I Think This Is a Glyph Now