1. I don’t know.
2. I’ve lost control of my life.
3. I have nothing better to do.
4. It’s a nice game for alt-tabbing to work on my freelance stuff. Like you can idle in some city or get on a flight point while writing.
5. So I can experience the WoD content with my fiance. (Did I mention that I’m engaged? I forget.)
6. Because the “My Blood Elf Boy Is Getting An Updated Hi-Res Booty” patch is next week.
9. Because it’s actually a pretty relaxing game to play.
10. So I can write inane blog posts and irritate and/or alienate all of my former readers. Hi guys!