I got one of these babies back in… 2009? I think? It was during Wrath of the Lich King, I’m pretty sure. Anyways, since then it has accompanied me through moves to another state and back, to different houses and apartments, faithfully spitting numbers out at me whenever battle.net asks.
It even got me a tiny Core Hound pet.
These days it doesn’t seem to be doing so well, though. You can see weirdness on the screen (if you look closely enough at the picture) and you have to mash the button a couple of times before it actually does anything. I’m assuming that at some point soon I’ll have to join the future and get one of the smartphone authenticators or whatever everyone uses these days.
But I’ll wear this puppy out first.
That’ll do, tiny physical authenticator. That’ll do.