(to the tune of “Secret Agent Man“)

SecretAgentTree

There’s a tree who heals raids through danger
But to her guild she still remains a stranger
To every raid they make– her hunter she will take
Cause odds are she would have to heal tomorrow…

Secret Healer Alt
Secret Healer Alt
She’s swapped her pet for Lifebloom
And she’s gonna heal your main!

Beware of all the DPS you see
A DPS can hide a priest or tree
I’ll be careful what I’ll say or I’ll give myself away
And my hunter won’t be in that raid tomorrow…

Secret Healer Alt
Secret Healer Alt
She’s swapped her pet for Lifebloom
And she’s gonna heal your main!

Trapping things and Steady Shottin’ one day
And then spamming Nourish on you the next day
Oh no! I let the wrong words slip
“Just need heals for our trip”
Odds are I’ll be healing things tomorrow

Secret Healer Alt
Secret Healer Alt
She’s swapped her pet for Lifebloom
And she’s gonna heal your main!

Secret Healer Alt!

12 Responses to “Secret Healer Alt”
  1. krizzlybear says:

    HA HA! I knew what I was getting into when I clicked that twitter link!

    You, madam, are quite awesome.

  2. Strumpet101 says:

    Awesome! Absolutely loved it!

  3. Gareld says:

    I downloaed the theme and proceeded to sing it loud at job right away! Now everyone thinks I’m crazy I think! That was really incredibly awesome! Thanks!

  4. Badger says:

    ENCORE! ENCORE! /applause

  5. Llyrra says:

    OMG that was great!

    /applause

  6. Jaedia says:

    Haha, perfect song for me, levelling a secret tree alt myself that I’m hiding from my guild :p

  7. Vozzy says:

    Hahaha that was quite good. :)

  8. Trinia says:

    Heh, sad how true that is… xDDD;;

    You have to keep your tanking or healing a secret or it’s all people (sadly) want you for. You barely login, “O HAY CAN U TANK?” xD;

    That was great though. Sounded just like a song. Sadly, I’m guessing it has an actual song that it’s based off of that I do not know. o:

  9. Pike says:

    @ Trinia – Yes indeed, I link to the original song at the beginning of the post!

  10. Kit says:

    When you do the video, you have to jump between the words “Secret” and “Healer Alt,” just like the Kamakaze Klones did (their live cover was da bomb!)

  11. Zambar says:

    Again. Loved it. Youtube clip in one window while following your lyrics. Awesome.

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